Paul Pogba is very much the modern footballer, costing the best part of Â£100 million, announcing his arrival at Manchester United with a hashtag and dabbing his way to celebrity.
Oh, and there are the haircuts. Oh, so many haircuts.
The latest trim came after Pogba’s most recent goal for France, a long-range effort against the Netherlands which sealed a 1-0 win in World Cup 2018 qualifying.
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That’s right, he’s turned his head into a human phone screen, plastered with emojis.
To be fair, the hairdressing gown is more stylish than anything we’ve got in our wardrobe and the music is a funky addition.
We’ll stick with the short back and sides for now, though.