In news that will come as a surprise to precisely nobody, Paul Pogba has a new haircut to mark his arrival at Manchester United.
The France midfielder uploaded a video of the new do to Twitter.
Nouveau maillot, nouvelle coupe ðð¿ New hair, new jersey, new season @ManUtd #pogback #firstneverfollows pic.twitter.com/qxxD69dzKe
— Paul Pogba (@paulpogba) August 16, 2016
He conveniently turned his head in front of the camera, to give you a good view of his sweet style – and in case you still weren’t sure what you were looking at, added a helpful caption: “New hair.”
The guy just really wants you to know he has new hair.
Really the only surprise is that he didn’t have #pogback shaved into it.