In news that will come as a surprise to precisely nobody, Paul Pogba has a new haircut to mark his arrival at Manchester United.

The France midfielder uploaded a video of the new do to Twitter.

Nouveau maillot, nouvelle coupe 👊🏿 New hair, new jersey, new season @ManUtd #pogback #firstneverfollows

— Paul Pogba (@paulpogba) August 16, 2016

He conveniently turned his head in front of the camera, to give you a good view of his sweet style – and in case you still weren’t sure what you were looking at, added a helpful caption: “New hair.”

The guy just really wants you to know he has new hair.

Really the only surprise is that he didn’t have #pogback shaved into it.

(David Vincent/AP)